#Evil barney song tv#
The military captured him, but he quickly escaped and found a secret TV station.
#Evil barney song skin#
Weight: 10 centillion tons.Could crush planet under his weight if Earth was weak enough.The Kids drawing a picture of Barney with his dark purple skin and turqoise on his chest. Barney, in his new evil form, started to pillage, rape, and burn a nearby city. Semen is made of hydrochoric acid to pierce even the strongest ass hole. Penis: It is 20 feet long when erected, it can pee out acid and Dino cream, and can smash through buildings. Can hold 20 large sized human penises before exploding. His fart smell worse than rotting trash in a dumpster and a dead skunk put together. Strength: He can lift anything as large as Tokyo Skytree.īutt: Can poop out lava and fart out smoke. Tongue: Is very long, and can grab someone and eat him/her.įirebreathing Range: Up to 600 Miles, equivalent to the average range of the 2013 Ford Fusion Hybrid.Įyes: Can see all over the planet Earth, and shoot lasers out of them that can melt metal. Super Evil Barney can also breathe out fire. Nose: Can smell things from all around the world, (even without nostrils.)īlowing and breath: With one blow, he can cause winds as strong as large hurricanes and tornadoes. He is faster than a cheetah on a jetpack and rollerskates. Legs and speed: He is very fast, and can charge at over 10,000 miles per hour.
They can grab anything, especially humans. It is louder than a howler monkey and a tiger pistol shrimp combined.Ĭlaws: Super Evil Barney's claws are longer than a normal T-rex. His roar can also drive many types of animals crazy. It can be heard from about 1,000 miles away. It can make people's ears bleed for weeks and go deaf. Roar: Can break the sound barrier and breaks glass. Tail: Can thrash in buildings and destroy tanks. Jaws and teeth: Can destroy almost anything with just one bite. Barney became so upset that he gets revenge by gaining a mysterious dark power, allowing him to turn into a deadly T-rex with special abilities.īarney, in his new evil form, started to pillage, rape, and burn a nearby city. After little children turned away from him and switched to different little kid shows, such as Bubble Guppies and Thomas and Friends after his show was canceled in 2009. The history of Super Evil Barney is interesting. He has no known natural weakness, and he is very powerful and deadly. He doesn't form into a devil, but a real Tyrannosaurus rex with some larger body parts, including his purple cock. When Barney gains enough power, he forms into Super Evil Barney.
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